Fashion Editor 1: Where should we do the latest shoot?
Fashion Editor 2: A place with lot’s of poor people
Fashion Editor 1: Great! How about a cancer ward?
Fashion Editor 2: They’re just sick, not poor, although probably poor.
Fashion Editor 1: What about Chile? Or Haiti?
Fashion Editor 2: Too expensive.
Fashion Editor 1: A Building site? Those labourers must be poor, they wear the same outfit every day!
Fashion Editor 2: Brilliant! What about models?
Fashion Editor 1: We don’t have the budget, let’s just use some random Mexican bird and go heavy on the Photoshop. We will also need an inane quote that is so meaningless it’s actually offensive.
Fashion Editor 2: How about “Hey, guess what? My left shoe costs more than you will earn in the next three years.”
Fashion Editor 1: Not inane enough.
Fashion Editor 2: “Style is a manifestation of inner grace?” That means absolutely fuck all.
Fashion Editor 1: Brilliant. Quick, Happy Hour at Scarlett’s starts in ten minutes!!!