The Express Tribune, a relatively new paper in Pakistan, recently ran a piece by George Fulton, a minor celebrity in the country. As I mentioned before it was a bizarre piece of reporting and the Tribune has now published my response to the piece.
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Curious George
In Newspapers, Online, Travel, Uncategorized on April 25, 2010 at 8:54 amGeorge Fulton is something of a big name in Pakistan – reality TV star who was offered Pakistani citizenship and is certainly the most famous westerner in the country. One wonders if his love affair with Pakistan has affected his critical faculties. His opinion piece in the Express Tribune was a ridiculous piece of writing, which I have written a response to that should should be published in the Tribune in the next few days. Will post that here once it goes live.
In other news, I will be on flydubai’s first flight into Kabul on May 17th to get write some articles on the city. Should be a great trip – will post up my thoughts on here while I am there.
Stoned…
In Newspapers on April 2, 2010 at 1:56 amThe National has been about as consistent as Jermain Defoe recently – take this opinion piece by the Daily Star’s opinion editor Michael Young. He claims that “nothing has damaged the Arabs more than resorting to wanton violence that leads nowhere.” He specifically talks about Hezbollah and intimates that peaceful Palestinian tactics would, in the long run, yield better results.
The Israeli withdrawal [from South Lebanon] came only three months before the start of the second Palestinian intifada, essentially aborting the Oslo process that the more uncompromising supporters of Palestinian rights had spent years denouncing.
The Oslo ‘peace process’ was a ruse, designed to shift responsibility to a weak Arafat, while giving nothing back, bar Arafat and his cronies being able to return to the two statelets they were allowed back to. The “uncompromising” supporters Young mentions, were the realists, understanding that Oslo was a con job, and a con job Israel would (and did) wriggle out of.
With armed resistance having won out in Lebanon, the Palestinian intifada took that logic a step further. The purists, frustrated by years of haphazard diplomatic movement, approved. Resistance was the new imperative, which they usually justified from the safety of Arab capitals or foreign universities.
The ‘purists’ approved? Obviously these purists were safely ensconced in Arab capitals or foreign universities. Young does what so many Israeli apologists do – he ignores the actual Palestinian people. Unlike Young I was not in a foreign capital in 2001, I was in the West Bank, and the Palestinians were angry at the Israelis, at the Americans and at the PLO/Fatah. What were they supposed to do? Light candles? Sing hymns? While templating Hezbollah tactics in the West Bank will not work, it was clear that the Palestinians saw that an armed struggle could work. And, historically speaking, what colonial power has ever given up land peacefully? The British only responded to violence in Northern Ireland, the same with the Americans in Vietnam or Iraq/Afghanistan/everywhere else it has invaded. The greatest example of non-violent protest is the Dalai Lama – and he has achieved none of his aims, bar the support of Richard Gere. Anyway I digress, Young finishes off the article with this classic:
Israel has undermined its Arab interlocutors over the years, but nothing has damaged the Arabs more than resorting to wanton violence that leads nowhere. Such behaviour betrays only vanity, with little chance of reversing injustices.
Young is either being incredibly naive or purposefully misleading – I suspect the latter. Nothing has damaged the Arabs more than “resorting to wanton violence?” This is nonsense; in fact much the opposite is true. Michael Young obviously does not like Hezbollah and is using his dislike of the party to find fault in Palestinian Hamas/Islamic Jihad tactics in the West Bank/Gaza.
In other news false logic of the week goes to this beauty from, you guessed it, Gulf News.
Comment is Free
In Newspapers on March 29, 2010 at 9:05 amThe Daily Mail’s editor Paul Dacre is the most respected in the UK newspaper industry, which is rather strange given the content that drips off their website: a weird mix of TMZ-style celebrity gossip and articles about how everything is awful today and wasn’t everything much better fifty years ago. Although the articles are downright tragic, the comments are pure gold. Take this comment after an article about a WWII airman:
We owe an incredible debt of gratitude to men like Squadron Leader Iain Blair and my dad.
That’s why we can write comments like this and not be shot by Jackbooted soldiers,
Friday Cheer
In Newspapers, Published articles on March 26, 2010 at 3:25 amThere is nothing better than waking up on a Friday morning and discovering this gem. It starts off as incoherent gibberish about technology:
“The World Wide Web or Internet in particular has transformed the very human existence. I can’t imagine how we lived and worked before the dawn of the Net, and am just not talking about my tribe.”
And finishes up as incoherent gibberish about technology (and Zionism):
“If the tide of world public opinion is turning against the Zionists and is perhaps for the first time forcing Western governments to reconsider their blind support to Israel, we should thank this electronic Intifada. In the age of Internet, bloggers and Twitter and 24/7 satellite television, it’s no longer possible for rogue states to get away with murder. And Israel’s powerful friends with their deep pockets and clout on the Capitol hill are beginning to realise this.”
Makes perfect sense. The Wall Street Journal are looking for a new op-ed columnist…
Paedogeddon
In Newspapers on March 12, 2010 at 10:46 amGulf News takes its deft touch to the issue of child abuse in today’s paper and as usual the reporting is bereft of sensitivity, context and gibberish-free English. The Headline: Predators Among Us sets the tone for an article of scaremongering nonsense.
Take the opening, no please, take it
Sexual aggression towards children was alien to the UAE, a society that is steeped in tradition, but awareness of these crimes against the most vulnerable section of the population is growing.
So there was no sexual aggression toward children in the (undefined) past? Somehow this was related to the UAE being “steeped in tradition”? The writer (a senior reporter no less) Anjana Sankar is too easy a target to mock, given English is obviously her second (maybe third) language but this opening is appalling.
A concerned mother is paraphrased: Basu from India says ever since Kehkashan was five, she used to ward her off from overt physical affection shown by people, especially because she is a plum kid.
A ‘plum kid’? Jesus.
The article goes on and on, mixing some real advice with calming headlines such as ‘Brutal Rape’. GN seems to be determined to focus on every disturbing activity known to man and then assign its dimmest functionaries to write an article on it. I believe the newspaper has sub-editors, although there are rumours some were forcibly drowned in the ‘logic culls’ of the late nineties. As usual, we have to turn to Chris Morris for some semblance of reality. Thanks Chris.
“Why are no paedophiles black?” Genius.
URBN developments…
In Newspapers on February 19, 2010 at 10:18 am
Working hard on new proposals for URBN so hopefully news on that to come soon. A piece in today’s Irish Times talks about our award from Berytech in Beirut.
URBN etc
In Magazines, Newspapers, Published articles on February 3, 2010 at 12:27 pmOur new project URBN got a mention on the best evening radio news show last week. Eamonn spoke about why what we are doing makes sense and some future plans. There is also an interview with him about URBN in this Friday’s Irish Times.
If you get a chance to pick up Communicate this month, I have written two pieces: one on Emirates’ and Ethihad’s use of sports marketing and a piece on a local PR firm who are sponsoring a Dubai-based rally driver. Managed to get Hunter S. Thompson and Playboy mentioned in the intro which is nice.
Irish Times piece
In Newspapers, Published articles on December 5, 2009 at 9:11 amAnother piece on Dubai for the foreign media, this time concentrating on the island of Ireland, on the now empty The World development.






